The trouble with women? Elbows.
MICHAEL CAINEIt’s a lesson in life – don’t look back, you’ll trip over.
More Michael Caine Quotes
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About Superman and Batman: the former is how America views itself, the latter, darker character is how the rest of the world views America.
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I’ve never been out with a married woman, never. I respect others’ properties.
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People say to me, why did you do those films, and I say, for money. It wasn’t for diamond rings or kidney shaped swimming pools in Beverly Hills, it was in order to improve the lot of everyone around me.
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Books were my window on the world. Growing up at the Elephant and Castle, which was very rough, my paradise was the library.
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My mum never understood how much I earned. When I told her I earned a million pounds a film, she said, ‘How much is that?’
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My father was a fish market porter. So I grew up on fish, because he used to steal one a day, I grew up on the very best fish that money could buy, ’cause he only stole the good stuff.
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A lot of people said, Who do you think you are? I told them I know exactly who I am and I’ll tell you exactly where I’m going.
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Some men aren’t looking for anything logical, like money. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
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When you reach the top, that’s when the climb begins.
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I don’t think human beings are bad. They’re weak. And that’s what makes ’em bad.
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Use the difficulties – if you can’t avoid them
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You start pretending to have fun, you might have a little by accident.
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I have a knack of making villainous people a little bit sympathetic, a bit of fun on screen.
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I’m the audience’s representative on earth.
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Maybe it’s time we all stop trying to outsmart the truth and let it have its day.
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