There’s only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures and the Dutch.
MICHAEL CAINEWhen you reach the top, that’s when the climb begins.
More Michael Caine Quotes
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In my opinion, everybody is getting older and older. We have a great deal of dementia because nobody grew old enough to get it.
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My father was a fish market porter. So I grew up on fish, because he used to steal one a day, I grew up on the very best fish that money could buy, ’cause he only stole the good stuff.
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I was so poor for so long that I didn’t use anything. I didn’t drive cars, I didn’t eat very much. So, I figured the world owed me a debt, so I’ve been eating very well and have had a very big car for a long time. But I still haven’t caught up with my youth.
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I’ve always got to have one impossible dream on the back burner.
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The trouble with women? Elbows.
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I have never seen it but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built and it is terrific.
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Be patient.Of course it will come. It took me years to get an Oscar.
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I’ve never taken drugs – if you take a drug of your choice, you get some ecstatic feeling.
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Anyone can write. But comedy, you’ve got to do some writing. You get one comedy script to every 20 dramas.
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A lot of people said, Who do you think you are? I told them I know exactly who I am and I’ll tell you exactly where I’m going.
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I never listened to the people who said I should give it up, which is the main advice I got.
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A man should dress in a way that you don’t notice. He looks good and you don’t know why. But it’s the tailoring, the materials, and the clothes.
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My mum never understood how much I earned. When I told her I earned a million pounds a film, she said, ‘How much is that?’
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I’m the audience’s representative on earth.
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I’m every bourgeois nightmare – a Cockney with intelligence and a million dollars.
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