I enjoy making people laugh. The trick is to tell them jokes against yourself. If you praise yourself, your stories aren’t funny.
MICHAEL CAINEI’ve had such a great time, I’d like to come back as me – and do it all over again.
More Michael Caine Quotes
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Do you know that the harder thing to do and the right thing to do are usually the same thing? Nothing that has meaning is easy,”Easy” doesn’t enter into grown-up life.
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I’m every bourgeois nightmare – a Cockney with intelligence and a million dollars.
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A lot of people said, Who do you think you are? I told them I know exactly who I am and I’ll tell you exactly where I’m going.
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Obsession is a young man’s game, and my only excuse is that I never grew old.
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It’s a lesson in life – don’t look back, you’ll trip over.
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Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons.
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To me, growing old is great. It’s the very best thing – considering the alternative.
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I think life has got to develop as you get older, and I don’t want to be wandering along doing the same old thing. I want more out of life.
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Acting is not a competition; everything must be done for the good of the film or else everybody loses.
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When becoming a character, you have to steal. Steal whatever you see. You can even steal from other actors’ characterizations; but if you do, only steal from the best.
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I prefer to remake flops. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels was a remake of a flop, and The Quiet American is a remake of a flop.
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Don’t sit as if you have nothing to say. You should be bursting with things to say. You just choose at this particular place and time, not to say them.
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I’ve always loved reprehensible people because they’re so much more interesting to play on screen.
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When you reach the top, that’s when the climb begins.
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It’s vital to have your own space so you aren’t constantly in each other’s pockets.
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When I look in the mirror, I see someone who’s happy with how he looks, because I was never one of the handsome Hollywood people. And I’ve had success as I’ve gotten older, because I’m able to play characters. I no longer get the girl, but I get the part.
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There’s quite a lot of bad stuff written about me. My wife even says a lot of bad stuff about me. But she is wonderful.
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I felt a tremendous sadness for men who can’t deal with a woman of their own age.
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Movie acting is about covering the machinery. Stage acting is about exposing the machinery. In cinema, you should think the actor is playing himself, if he’s that good. It looks very easy. It should. But it’s not, I assure you.
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Great acting is about listening to what they are saying not waiting to deliver your lines.
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The trouble with women? Elbows.
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That to me is what my idea of film acting should be. There shouldn’t be any acting. You should just be watching a real person.
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At age 11, I went to a Jewish school. I speak Yiddish. I’m Church of England Protestant. My father was Catholic, and my mother was Protestant. My wife is a Muslim.
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I’ve never taken drugs – if you take a drug of your choice, you get some ecstatic feeling.
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I am a great admirer of other actors, but I never compete with other actors. I always compete with what I did last, and I’m my own most vicious critic. So I’m always trying to do it better.
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I’m looking for me to disappear, and the acting to disappear, and all you see is a real person.
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