I enjoy making people laugh. The trick is to tell them jokes against yourself. If you praise yourself, your stories aren’t funny.
MICHAEL CAINEBooks were my window on the world. Growing up at the Elephant and Castle, which was very rough, my paradise was the library.
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My understanding of women goes only as far as the pleasures.
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To me, growing old is great. It’s the very best thing – considering the alternative.
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There’s quite a lot of bad stuff written about me. My wife even says a lot of bad stuff about me. But she is wonderful.
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Be patient.Of course it will come. It took me years to get an Oscar.
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For all my education, accomplishments, and so called ‘wisdom’… I can’t fathom my own heart.
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I was so poor for so long that I didn’t use anything. I didn’t drive cars, I didn’t eat very much. So, I figured the world owed me a debt, so I’ve been eating very well and have had a very big car for a long time. But I still haven’t caught up with my youth.
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I don’t think human beings are bad. They’re weak. And that’s what makes ’em bad.
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I think life has got to develop as you get older, and I don’t want to be wandering along doing the same old thing. I want more out of life.
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Theater acting is an operation with a scalpel, movie acting is an operation with a laser.
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First of all, I choose the great roles, and if none of these come, I choose the mediocre ones, and if they don’t come, I choose the ones that pay the rent.
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As an actor, my attitude towards using of film versus digital is, if you have film, filmmakers have to cut eventually so you don’t have to learn all that dialogue. With digital, they can just go on forever and it’s a nightmare. So, I like film – nice short takes.
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I’ve always loved reprehensible people because they’re so much more interesting to play on screen.
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I have never seen it but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built and it is terrific.
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My father was a fish market porter. So I grew up on fish, because he used to steal one a day, I grew up on the very best fish that money could buy, ’cause he only stole the good stuff.
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The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years.
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