The trouble with women? Elbows.
MICHAEL CAINEThere’s quite a lot of bad stuff written about me. My wife even says a lot of bad stuff about me. But she is wonderful.
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There was a certain moment. I was about 61 – two, three or four, and I got a script. And I sent it back to the producer saying – “I don’t wanna do it. The part’s too small.” And he sent it back to me, he said, “You shouldn’t read the lover. You should read the father.
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In my opinion, everybody is getting older and older. We have a great deal of dementia because nobody grew old enough to get it.
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I have never seen it but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built and it is terrific.
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That to me is what my idea of film acting should be. There shouldn’t be any acting. You should just be watching a real person.
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I’ve always loved reprehensible people because they’re so much more interesting to play on screen.
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I’m the audience’s representative on earth.
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Do I believe in God? Yes I do. When you’ve had a life like mine, you have to.
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Movie acting is about covering the machinery. Stage acting is about exposing the machinery. In cinema, you should think the actor is playing himself, if he’s that good. It looks very easy. It should. But it’s not, I assure you.
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I’m every bourgeois nightmare – a Cockney with intelligence and a million dollars.
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You start pretending to have fun, you might have a little by accident.
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I’ve never been out with a married woman, never. I respect others’ properties.
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I never regret anything. I always said that when I’m old, I want to be sitting there regretting the things that I did and not the things that I didn’t do; and now I’m old, and I don’t regret anything! I had fun. I had fun, and I’m still having it.
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My understanding of women goes only as far as the pleasures.
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Obsession is a young man’s game, and my only excuse is that I never grew old.
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I’m not in the Lifetime Achievement area yet-I’m still battling it out in the trenches.
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