I loved Westerns as a little kid, and I loved horror films.
MEL BROOKSIf God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
More Mel Brooks Quotes
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All short women have a delayed fuse. Marry a taller woman: My wife was an inch or two taller than me; it’s a sign of security.
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No, no, the songs write themselves, almost.
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It’s talent. Either you got it or you ain’t.
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We want to get people laughing; we don’t want to offend anybody.
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If presidents can’t do it to their wives, they do it to their country.
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These men both publicly and privately have done so much for me. Without Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick I would be living in a little motel just around the corner here, trying to make ends meet.
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Mad About You’ was very fun.
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Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin.
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I don’t believe in this business of being behind, better to be in front.
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When you come to Germany as a Jew you have an uneasy feeling, but I’ve always felt okay in Berlin.
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If you’re quiet, you’re not living. You’ve got to be noisy and colorful and lively.
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Well, just being stupid and politically incorrect doesn’t work. You can be politically incorrect if you’re smart.
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Everything we do in life is based on fear, especially love.
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
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I was a soldier in WWII. The last couple of months of the war I was actually in combat.
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