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Megan Fox

When I was 14, I thought I was the coolest kid in school because I told everyone the jokes in FHM.
MEGAN FOX

Comedy Cool Joke Kid School
Wonder Woman is lame. She flies around in an invisible jet, but she’s not invisible. I don’t get it.
MEGAN FOX

Fly Invisible Lame She Woman Wonder
I would really love to go on an archaeological dig.
MEGAN FOX

Dig Love
People bullshit and fakeness are the main reasons why I like to be alone.
MEGAN FOX

Alone Bullshit Fake People Reason Relationship
I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard.
MEGAN FOX

Mental One Liner Prove Retard
My weight fluctuates constantly. I don’t really take good care of myself. I just sort of exist and survive.
MEGAN FOX

Constant Fluctuate Survive Take Care Weight
I was raised to believe that you’re safe in God’s hands. But I don’t feel safe with myself.
MEGAN FOX

Believe God Hands Myself Raise Safe
Well, I’m clearly not ugly.
MEGAN FOX

Attitude Beautiful One Liner Self Love Ugly
I believe that every interaction is an act of fate in some way, that we’re meant to interact with them, and it’s our job to flesh that out and experience it to the fullest and learn the lessons we’re meant to.
MEGAN FOX

Believe Experience Fate InterAction Job Lesson
Being in relationship is not living in a fantasyland and don`t think that everything’s going to be perfect all the time.
MEGAN FOX

Couple Live Perfection Relationship Time
The things that happen in your life are either your choices or opportunities and lessons the universe has put before you. Life on earth is like college and we’re all just trying to pass the courses.
MEGAN FOX

College Earth Lesson Life Opportunity Universe
I think being sexy and comfortable in your body is a wonderful thing, and I don’t mind being acknowledged for it or appreciated for it.
MEGAN FOX

Acknowledgement Appreciate Body Comfortable Sexy Wonderful
There’s a million people I could name who are more deserving of the parts that I get and the life that I’m living.
MEGAN FOX

Deserve Fame Life Live People
If there’s no sun, I go batshit crazy.
MEGAN FOX

Crazy Shit Sun Sunrise Sunset Sunshine
Women hold the power because we have the vaginas. If you’re in a heterosexual relationship and you’re a female, you win.
MEGAN FOX

Female Power Relationship Sex Win Women
I think people are born bisexual and the make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society.
MEGAN FOX

Bisexual Born Choice People Sex Society

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