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Christians fight best on their knees. Whatever good may be done is done and brought about by prayer.
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God does not need your good works, but your neighbor does.
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Ah, if I could only pray the way that dog looks at meat.
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If ever the church is to flourish again, one must begin by instructing the young.
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We are saved by faith alone, but the faith that saves is never alone.
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A preacher must be both soldier and shepherd. He must nourish, defend, and teach; he must have teeth in his mouth, and be able to bite and fight.
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Either sin is with you, lying on your shoulders, or it is lying on Christ, the Lamb of God. Now if it is lying on your back, you are lost; but if it is resting on Christ, you are free, and you will be saved. Now choose what you want.
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Whoever sees Christ as a mirror of the Father’s heart, actually walks through the world with new eyes.
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If the earth is fit for laughter then surely heaven is filled with it. Heaven is the birthplace of laughter.
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Now the Church is not wood and stone, but the company of believing people; one must hold to them, and see how they believe, live and teach.
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Lord, grant that anger or other bitterness does not reign over us, but that your grace, genuine kindness, loyalty, and every kind of friendliness, generosity, and gentleness may reign in us. Amen
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Unthankfulness is theft.
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Prayer is climbing up into the heart of God.
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Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree.
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