Why do I not kiss you, Philaenis? you are bald. Why do I not kiss you, Philaenis? you are carrotty. Why do I not kiss you, Philaenis? you are one-eyed. He who kisses you, Philaenis, sins against nature.
MARTIALI do not love thee, Sabidius, nor can I say why; I can only say this, “I do not love thee.”
More Martial Quotes
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If you are poor now, Aemilianus, you will always be poor. Riches are now given to none but the rich.
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Be not too thick with anybody; your joys will be fewer, and so will pains.
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Genuine is the sorrow endured without anyone else knowing about it.
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It is to live twice when we can enjoy the recollections of our former life.
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In adversity it is easy to despise life; he is truly brave who can endure a wreched life.
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The shameless Chloe placed on the tombs of her seven husbands the inscription, “The work of Chloe.” How could she have expressed herself more plainly?
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Of no day can the retrospect cause pain to a good man.
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Your seventh wife, Phileros, is now being buried in your field. No man’s field brings him greater profit than yours, Phileros.
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He who thinks that the lives of Priam and of Nestor were long is much deceived and mistaken. Life consists not in living, but in enjoying health.
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They let out on hire their passions and eloquence. [Referring to lawyers.]
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If I remember right, Aelia, you had four teeth; a cough displaced two, another two more. You can now cough without anxiety all the day long. A third cough can find nothing to do in your mouth.
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I am a shell-fish just come from being saturated with the waters of the Lucrine lake, near Baiae; but now I luxuriously thrust for noble pickle.
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Neither fear your death’s day nor long for it.
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Who gives to friends so much from Fate secures, That is the only wealth for ever yours.
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There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair.
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