Why do I not kiss you, Philaenis? you are bald. Why do I not kiss you, Philaenis? you are carrotty. Why do I not kiss you, Philaenis? you are one-eyed. He who kisses you, Philaenis, sins against nature.
MARTIALThat which prevents disagreeable flies from feeding on your repast, was once the proud tail of a splendid bird.
More Martial Quotes
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It is not he who forms idols in gold or marble that makes them gods, but he who kneels before them.
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Service cannot be expected from a friend in service; let him be a freeman who wishes to be my master.
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No hero to me is the man who, by easy shedding of his blood, purchases fame: my hero is he who, without death, can win praise.
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Glory comes too late when we are nought but ashes.
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You admire, Vacerra, only the poets of old and praise only those who are dead. Pardon me, I beseech you, Vacerra, if I think death too high a price to pay for your praise.
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See, how the liver is swollen larger than a fat goose! In amazement you will exclaim: Where could this possibly grow?
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That which prevents disagreeable flies from feeding on your repast, was once the proud tail of a splendid bird.
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Work divided is in that manner shortened.
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A jar of wine so priceless did not deserve to die. and Never think of leaving perfume or wines to your heir. Administer these youself and let him have the money.
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To-morrow I will live, the fool does say; To-day itself’s too late, the wise lived yesterday.
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However great the dish that holds the turbot, the turbot is still greater than the dish.
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I am a shell-fish just come from being saturated with the waters of the Lucrine lake, near Baiae; but now I luxuriously thrust for noble pickle.
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A good man enlarges the term of his own existence.
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Life’s not just about being alive, but being well.
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Be merry if you are wise.
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