There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair.
MARTIALThere is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair.
MARTIALSome things are good, some middling, more bad.
MARTIALI would not miss your face, your neck, your hands, your limbs, your bosom and certain other of your charms. Indeed, not to become boring by naming them all, I could do without you, Chloe, altogether.
MARTIALA man who lives everywhere lives nowhere.
MARTIALIf fame is to come only after death, I am in no hurry for it.
MARTIALBelieving hear, what you deserve to hear: Your birthday as my own to me is dear. But yours gives most; for mine did only lend Me to the world; yours gave to me a friend.
MARTIALIt is folly to waste labour about trifles.
MARTIALI have granted you much that you asked: and yet you never cease to ask of me. He who refuses nothing, Atticilla, will soon have nothing to refuse.
MARTIALBe cheerful, if you are wise.
MARTIALIf your slave commits a fault, do not smash his teeth with your fists; give him some of the (hard) biscuit which famous Rhodes has sent you.
MARTIALEpigrams need no crier, but are content with their own tongue.
MARTIALWhy do I not kiss you, Philaenis? you are bald. Why do I not kiss you, Philaenis? you are carrotty. Why do I not kiss you, Philaenis? you are one-eyed. He who kisses you, Philaenis, sins against nature.
MARTIALGlory comes too late when we are nought but ashes.
MARTIALLife is not living, but living in health.
MARTIALSuch are thou and I: but what I am thou canst not be; what thou art any one of the multitude may be.
MARTIALRed-haired, black-lipped, club-footed, and blink-eyed; if you’re a good man, you’re a wonder!
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