Why do I not kiss you, Philaenis? you are bald. Why do I not kiss you, Philaenis? you are carrotty. Why do I not kiss you, Philaenis? you are one-eyed. He who kisses you, Philaenis, sins against nature.
MARTIALHowever great the dish that holds the turbot, the turbot is still greater than the dish.
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A cook should double one sense have: for he Should taster for himself and master be.
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They let out on hire their passions and eloquence. [Referring to lawyers.]
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For life is only life when blessed with health.
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The African lions rush to attack bulls; they do not attack butterflies.
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I am a shell-fish just come from being saturated with the waters of the Lucrine lake, near Baiae; but now I luxuriously thrust for noble pickle.
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Be content to be what you are, and prefer nothing to it, and do not fear or wish for your last day.
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Such are thou and I: but what I am thou canst not be; what thou art any one of the multitude may be.
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What quick wit is found in sudden straits!
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It is folly to waste labour about trifles.
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Our days pass by, and are scored against us.
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There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair.
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If I remember right, Aelia, you had four teeth; a cough displaced two, another two more. You can now cough without anxiety all the day long. A third cough can find nothing to do in your mouth.
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You are so pure in mind and heart, In aspect, too, so mild, I wonder that you ever could Implant your wife with child.
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Believing hear, what you deserve to hear: Your birthday as my own to me is dear. But yours gives most; for mine did only lend Me to the world; yours gave to me a friend.
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He who writes distichs, wishes, I suppose, to please by brevity. But, tell me, of what avail is their brevity, when there is a whose book full of them?
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