If there is a supreme being, he’s crazy.
MARLENE DIETRICHIf there is a supreme being, he’s crazy.
MARLENE DIETRICHAmerica took me into her bosom when there was no longer a country worthy of the name, but in my heart I am German – German in my soul.
MARLENE DIETRICHTo be completely woman you need a master, and in him a compass for your life.
MARLENE DIETRICHA man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman.
MARLENE DIETRICHMost women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him.
MARLENE DIETRICHThe average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman with beautiful legs.
MARLENE DIETRICHSuperstitions are habits rather than beliefs.
MARLENE DIETRICHI love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.
MARLENE DIETRICHThere is a gigantic difference between earning a great deal of money and being rich.
MARLENE DIETRICHA king, realizing his incompetence, can either delegate or abdicate his duties.
MARLENE DIETRICHGlamour is what I sell, it’s my stock in trade.
MARLENE DIETRICHOnce a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.
MARLENE DIETRICHHow do you know love is gone? If you said that you would be there at seven and you get there by nine, and he or she has not called the police yet – it’s gone.
MARLENE DIETRICHSex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact.
MARLENE DIETRICHThey want you to bring out your intestines.
MARLENE DIETRICHCourage and grace are a formidable mixture. The only place to see it is in the bullring.
MARLENE DIETRICH