Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
MARK TWAINThe man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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