A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
MARK TWAINThe man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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