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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.

Mark Twain

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Argument Beat Experience People Stupidity
I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
MARK TWAIN

Decision Humour Mind
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Charm Desire Forbidden Speak
I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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Approve Attend Funeral Funny Humour Insult Letter
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Die Inspirational Live Sorry
The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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Die Friendship Trouble Worth
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
MARK TWAIN

FAction Healing Humour Treat
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Bank Banker Fellow Lend Rain Shine Sun Sunshine Umbrella
Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Certain Education Ignorance Miserable Path
In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Beginning Change Hate Man Patriotism Success
There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
MARK TWAIN

Comedy Drama Impossible Interesting Life Tragedy
It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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Brave Courage Dog Flight Inspirational
It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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Deserve Honor Wisdom
Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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Animal Blush Funny Man One Liner
It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Brace Character Courage Curious Moral Physical World
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
MARK TWAIN

Give Up Human Nature Humour Smoking Time World

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