Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
MARK TWAINAlways acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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