Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
MARK TWAINAlways acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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