Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
MARK TWAINAlways acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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