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I always say, keep a diary and someday it’ll keep you.

Mae West

It’s easy to get married, but hard to stay that way.
MAE WEST

Marriage Stay
Don’t let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.
MAE WEST

Attitude Except Man Umbrella Women Empowerment
Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.
MAE WEST

Curve Danger Road Women
I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.
MAE WEST

Avoid Humour Resistance Temptation
I have found men who didn’t know how to kiss. I’ve always found time to teach them.
MAE WEST

Boyfriend Husband Kiss Men Teaching Time
When in doubt take a bath.
MAE WEST

Bath Dount One Liner
Dating means two things; disillusionment or a racing heart.
MAE WEST

Date Heart Race
Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.
MAE WEST

Deep Eyes Fire Lady Play Remember Smoke Women
Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.
MAE WEST

Man Past Prefer Present Women
I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction.
MAE WEST

Dreams Fiction Sarcastic
A dame that knows the ropes isn’t likely to get tied up.
MAE WEST

Confidence Rope Women
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
MAE WEST

Live Sarcastic
When I’m good I’m very, very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.
MAE WEST

Attitude Bad Goodness Mood Self Respect
Marriage is a fine institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.
MAE WEST

Institution Marriage Ready
Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else
MAE WEST

Couple Date Finding Guess Man
No one can have everything, so you have to try for what you want most.
MAE WEST

Inspirational Try Want

I always say, keep a diary and someday it’ll keep you.

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