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If you have a mother-in-law with only one eye and she has it in the center of her forehead, don’t keep her in the living room.

Lyndon B. Johnson

Greater love hath no man than to attend the Episcopal Church with his wife.
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Knowledge is of two kinds: we know a subject itself, or know where to find it.
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Deep Kind Knowledge Wisdom
Life is never easy. There is work to be done and obligations to be met – obligations to truth, to justice, and to liberty.
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I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. First, let her think she’s having her own way. And second, let her have it.
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At times history and fate meet at a single time in a single place to shape a turning point in man’s unending search for freedom.
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We can draw lessons from the past, but we cannot live in it.
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Lesson Live Past Wisdom
In 1790, the nation which had fought a revolution against taxation without representation discovered that some of its citizens weren’t much happier about taxation with representation.
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Democrats legislate; Republicans investigate.
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It’s too bad, but the way American people are, now that they have all this capability, instead of taking advantage of it, they’ll probably just piss it all away.
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If you have a mother-in-law with only one eye and she has it in the center of her forehead, don’t keep her in the living room.
LYNDON B. JOHNSON

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But, most of all, the Great Society is not a safe harbor, a resting place, a final objective, a finished work. It is a challenge constantly renewed, beckoning us toward a destiny where the meaning of our lives matches the marvelous products of our labor.
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To hunger for use and to go unused is the worst hunger of all.
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Inspirational Worst
Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.
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We have talked long enough in this country about equal rights. It is time now to write the next chapter – and to write it in the books of law.
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Democracy is a constant tension between truth and half-truth and, in the arsenal of truth, there is no greater weapon than fact.
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Free speech, free press, free religion, the right of free assembly, yes, the right of petition. Well, they are still radical ideas.
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If you have a mother-in-law with only one eye and she has it in the center of her forehead, don’t keep her in the living room.

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