Now get the hell out of here and go change the world.
LUCILLE BALLNow get the hell out of here and go change the world.
LUCILLE BALLI never thought I was funny. I don’t THINK funny.
LUCILLE BALLI am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one.
LUCILLE BALLThe secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
LUCILLE BALLTelevision is the quickest form of recognition in the world.
LUCILLE BALLI’m not funny. What I am is brave.
LUCILLE BALLLove yourself first and everything falls into line.
LUCILLE BALLWhether we’re prepared or not, life has a habit of thrusting situations upon us.
LUCILLE BALLPeople either have comedy or they don’t. You can’t teach it to them.
LUCILLE BALLI would rather regret the things that I have done than the things that I have not.
LUCILLE BALLIt wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.
LUCILLE BALLOnce in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.
LUCILLE BALLI hate failure and that divorce was a Number One failure in my eyes. It was the worst period of my life. Neither Desi nor I have been the same since, physically or mentally.
LUCILLE BALLA man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright.
LUCILLE BALLI’m sometimes scared of everything that has happened to us. We didn’t think Desilu Productions would grow so big. We merely wanted to be together and have two children.
LUCILLE BALLSome of the most gifted people I’ve ever met or read about are homosexual. How can you knock it?
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