A man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright.
LUCILLE BALLUse a make-up table with everything close at hand and don’t rush; otherwise you’ll look like a patchwork quilt.
More Lucille Ball Quotes
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It’s a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy.
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You see much more of your children once they leave home.
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People either have comedy or they don’t. You can’t teach it to them.
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.
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Now get the hell out of here and go change the world.
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I believe that we’re as happy in life as we make up our minds to be.
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Children internalize their parents’ unhappiness. Fortunately, they absorb our contentment just as readily.
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Love yourself first and the rest of your life will fall into place.
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I never thought I was funny. I don’t THINK funny.
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I regret the passing of the studio system. I was very appreciative of it because I had no talent.
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Use a make-up table with everything close at hand and don’t rush; otherwise you’ll look like a patchwork quilt.
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In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.
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Whether we’re prepared or not, life has a habit of thrusting situations upon us.
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How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we’d profit from them.
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Love yourself first and everything falls into line.
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