My wife looked at me and said: ‘Boy, you are skinny, aren’t you?’ I said: ‘Honey, I’d like to remind you that it was minor defects like this that kept me from getting a better wife.’
LOU HOLTZI’m no genius.
More Lou Holtz Quotes
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I truly believe the things Notre Dame stands for.
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I’m so old, I don’t buy green bananas any more.
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I don’t think there’s been anything in the game of football in my lifetime that has changed college football more than redshirting.
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I don’t exercise.
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The key to winning is choosing to do God’s will and loving others with all you’ve got.
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If Tiger Woods had played football, he would have been a quarterback.
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When I die, and people realize that I will not be resurrected in three days, they will forget me. That is the way it should be.
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I never learn anything talking. I only learn things when I ask questions.
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We were at a beach one summer, and I had a bathing suit on.
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God looks after children, animals and idiots.
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When I left the University of Notre Dame, I honestly felt I would never coach again.
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How do you know what it’s like to be stupid if you’ve never been smart?
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As a coach, one thing that used to frustrate me was one player would make a bad decision, and that’s all you would read about in the papers all over the country.
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We have so many athletes do so many wonderful things for other people, and you never read about it.
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If you burn your neighbors house down, it doesn’t make your house look any better.
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