If Tiger Woods had played football, he would have been a quarterback.
LOU HOLTZMy wife looked at me and said: ‘Boy, you are skinny, aren’t you?’ I said: ‘Honey, I’d like to remind you that it was minor defects like this that kept me from getting a better wife.’
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I believe – we all pay taxes. I’m happy to pay it, but I hate to have it abused, money wasted, no accountability. That’s going to bother you.
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I have to admit, I sometimes wonder how much more successful I would have been as a coach had it not been for my spending summers on the golf course.
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I don’t exercise.
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See, winners embrace hard work.
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I’m an old man, and all my life I’ve said that Notre Dame should remain independent because it’s a national school.
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I believe that having a spiritual life is so important in everybody’s life.
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In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention.
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Everybody from the Big Ten is going to play the ACC. Everybody from the Big East is going to play the Pac-10.
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Everyone goes through adversity in life, but what matters is how you learn from it.
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ESPN is a great organization to work for.
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All my life, I’ve been trying to make a hole-in-one. The closest I’ve come is a bogey.
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I follow three rules: Do the right thing, do the best you can, and always show people you care.
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When I die, and people realize that I will not be resurrected in three days, they will forget me. That is the way it should be.
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I don’t drink water, haven’t drank water in 40 years.
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I look like I have beriberi and scurvy.
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