I’m so old, I don’t buy green bananas any more.
LOU HOLTZGod looks after children, animals and idiots.
More Lou Holtz Quotes
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Successful people will always tell you you can do something. It’s the people who have never accomplished anything who will always discourage you from trying to achieve excellent things.
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If you try to fight the course, it will beat you.
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The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
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We receive grace from the sacrament. And when we fumble due to sin – and it’s gonna happen – confession puts us back on the field.
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My wife looked at me and said: ‘Boy, you are skinny, aren’t you?’ I said: ‘Honey, I’d like to remind you that it was minor defects like this that kept me from getting a better wife.’
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You don’t go to Notre Dame to learn something; you go to Notre Dame to be somebody.
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I don’t drink water, haven’t drank water in 40 years.
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Don’t tell your problems to people: eighty percent don’t care; and the other twenty percent are glad you have them.
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Don’t run if you can walk. Don’t walk if you can stand. Don’t stand if you can sit. Don’t sit if you can lie down.
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In football, it’s the job of the player to play, the coach to coach, the official to officiate.
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But when you are significant is when you help other people be successful. That lasts many a lifetime.
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If you burn your neighbors house down, it doesn’t make your house look any better.
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We were at a beach one summer, and I had a bathing suit on.
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You’ll never get ahead of anyone as long as you try to get even with him.
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When I left the University of Notre Dame, I honestly felt I would never coach again.
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