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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

Lily Tomlin

The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Moral People Photograph
You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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Funny Hard Interest Talk Yourself
Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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Complain Human Invention Language
I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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Existence Feeling Love Universe Wake Up
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Career Important Myself Regret
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Fear Thinking Yourself
Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Alcohol Control Drugs Exercise People
Remember we’re all in this alone.
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Alone One Liner Remember
The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Inspirational Road Success
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Animal Eat Food Funny Myself
After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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One Liner Privacy
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Down Fast relief Slow Try
Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Hands Ladder Road Success
Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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Creation Expression Type Way
Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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Deep God Hypocrisy Prayer Talk
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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Deep Race Trouble Win Yourself

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

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