We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
LILY TOMLINNinety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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