You learn all the best stuff in life after you leave school.
LEMMYYou learn all the best stuff in life after you leave school.
LEMMYAm I going to get my warts removed? I might do, but I’m certainly not going to auction them on the Internet.
LEMMYLike most housewives, I don’t cook unless I have company.
LEMMYIt’s when you get to 60 when everything starts to go pear-shaped. Everyone thinks that becoming an older guy is easy, but you never consider it fully. It comes as quite a shock.
LEMMYI’ve always been alone. I grew up alone. I like it that way. Even when I’m in an arena surrounded by 10,000 people, I’m alone in my head.
LEMMYI learned that if I had known how much of this Nazi memorabilia there was to collect, I never would have started in the first place. It’s crowding me out of my house.
LEMMYI was lucky: I didn’t get married, so I didn’t have to have that responsibility.
LEMMYFrom the beginning of time, the bad guys always had the best uniforms. Napoleon, the Confederates, the Nazis.
LEMMYI find it quite easy to play chords, and, you know, that was all I ever did. I never wanted to be a lead guitarist.
LEMMYI dislike religion quite intensely. It’s been the cause of all the grief in the world ever since they discovered the first stone to worship.
LEMMYKids are generally rotten until the age of about six, when they become people.
LEMMYI always write about war, love, death, and injustice. There’s plenty of that around, so I never run out of ideas.
LEMMYIn your twenties, you think you are immortal. In your thirties, you hope you are immortal.
LEMMYHuman nature is to blame for everything, innit? We’re just a disease on this planet.
LEMMYI wanted to be a farmer; actually, I wanted to be a horse-breeder. And I had the stallions… but then I heard Little Richard, and that was it.
LEMMYGood manners don’t cost nothing.
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