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Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.

Kurt Vonnegut

If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
KURT VONNEGUT

Enough Yourself
We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap.
KURT VONNEGUT

Poor Save World
The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon.
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Alive Last Myself People Powerful
The nicest veterans, the kindest and funniest ones, the ones who hated war the most, were the ones who’d really fought.
KURT VONNEGUT

Funny Hate Kindness Oneself War
Round and round we spin, with feet of lead and wings of tin.
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Leadership Wings
She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind.
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Hate Herself Kindness Moments People
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
KURT VONNEGUT

Believe Fantasy Hands Myself Science
All right – I’ll tell you what you did for me: you went for happy, silly, beautiful walks with me.
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Beautiful Happiness Myself Right Walk Yourself
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
KURT VONNEGUT

Funny Instagram Captions Morning Run True Wake Up
So the America I loved still exists, if not in the White House or the Supreme Court or the Senate or the House of Representatives or the media. The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries.
KURT VONNEGUT

Existence Library Myself Ourselves
The worst thing that could possibly happen to anybody would be to not be used for anything by anybody. Thank you for using me, even though I didn’t want to be used by anybody.
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Myself Possible Thankful Worst
If somebody says ‘I love you’ to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol holder requires? ‘I love you, too’.
KURT VONNEGUT

Feeling I Love You Myself
Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.
KURT VONNEGUT

Moments Philosophy
If I am going to spend eternity visiting this moment and that, I’m grateful that so many of those moments are nice.
KURT VONNEGUT

Forever Gratitude Moments Myself Nice
The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.
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Difference Election
A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.
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Control Human Life Love Purpose

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.

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