If somebody says ‘I love you’ to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol holder requires? ‘I love you, too’.
KURT VONNEGUTBeing a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead.
More Kurt Vonnegut Quotes
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All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend itself to warnings or explanations. It simply is. Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber.
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Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way.
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The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
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Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before.
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
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When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth.
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Everything is nothing, with a twist.
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Round and round we spin, with feet of lead and wings of tin.
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All right – I’ll tell you what you did for me: you went for happy, silly, beautiful walks with me.
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There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia.
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So the America I loved still exists, if not in the White House or the Supreme Court or the Senate or the House of Representatives or the media. The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries.
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Americans, are forever searching for love in forms it never takes, in places it can never be. It must have something to do with the vanished frontier.
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Charm was a scheme for making strangers like and trust a person immediately, no matter what the charmer had in mind.
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If I am going to spend eternity visiting this moment and that, I’m grateful that so many of those moments are nice.
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A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.
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