Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you’ve got a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies- God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.
KURT VONNEGUTThere are too many of us and we are all too far apart.
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Love is where you find it. I think it is foolish to go around looking for it, and I think it can be poisonous. I wish that people who are conventionally supposed to love each other would say to each other, when they fight, ‘Please — a little less love, and a little more common decency’.
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So, in the interests of survival, they trained themselves to be agreeing machines instead of thinking machines. All their minds had to do was to discover what other people were thinking, and then they thought that, too.
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The only proof he needed for existence of god was music.
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If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
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I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.
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What should young people do with their lives today? Many things, obviously. But the most daring thing is to create stable communities in which the terrible disease of loneliness can be cured.
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
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I can have oodles of charm when I want to.
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The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
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When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth.
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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
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Can you see anything in the dark, with your sunglasses on? she asked me. The big show is inside my head, I said.
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My life is nothing but room for you. I said. It could never be filled by anyone but you.
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True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
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Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.
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