Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
KURT VONNEGUTAmericans, are forever searching for love in forms it never takes, in places it can never be. It must have something to do with the vanished frontier.
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The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
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We’d been apart so long-I’d been dead so long, she said in English. I thought surely you’d built a new life, with no room in it for me. I’d hoped that.
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You were sick, but now you’re well again, and there’s work to do.
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The nicest veterans, the kindest and funniest ones, the ones who hated war the most, were the ones who’d really fought.
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When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth.
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We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way down.
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She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind.
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So, in the interests of survival, they trained themselves to be agreeing machines instead of thinking machines. All their minds had to do was to discover what other people were thinking, and then they thought that, too.
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Science is magic that works.
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Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way.
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The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.
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The worst thing that could possibly happen to anybody would be to not be used for anything by anybody. Thank you for using me, even though I didn’t want to be used by anybody.
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Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.
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All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend itself to warnings or explanations. It simply is. Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber.
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