“I started to be really proud of the fact I was gay even though I wasn’t”

I just hope I don’t become so blissful I become boring. I think I’ll always be neurotic enough to do something weird.

Oh well, whatever, nevermind.

Here we are now, entertain us.

Humans are stupid. I’m ashamed to be human.

If you’re really a mean person you’re going to come back as a fly and eat poop.

I like to make people feel happy and superior in their reaction towards my appearance.

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let’s all get wasted and have the time of our lives.

There are a lot of things I wish I would have done, instead of just sitting around and complaining about having a boring life.

I am not gay, although I wish I were, just to piss off homophobes.

I have met many minds able to store and translate a pregnantly large amount of information, yet they haven’t an ounce of talent for wisdom or the appreciation of passion.

I’m worse at what I do best.

She eyes me like a Pisces when I am weak, I’ve been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks.

She eyes me like a Pisces when I am weak, I’ve been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks.

My heart is broke, but I have some glue, help me inhale and mend it with you.

My heart is broke, but I have some glue, help me inhale and mend it with you.

I don’t need to be inspired any longer, just supported.