I had a great time being a salesman because of the pitches that I gave when I was selling shoes.
KEVIN HARTI never looked back there, but she was like, ‘Will you all just shut up!’ And I just got up and moved three rows in front. She was like, ‘What are you doing?!’ I was like, ‘You better get up here! I don’t play the fighting games.’
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My mom was very strict. She didn’t let me watch anything rated R or anything with cussing.
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When you’re coming up with new material, it’s not always gonna be good.
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I love that I can tell the truth and have people laugh at it.
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When people get married young, you don’t really understand the true definition of marriage.
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I love to pop up at the movie theaters. I love to treat the people who are there.
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I’m not the most attractive fella. I’m not a Billy Dee Williams. Personality is everything.
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Stand-up can take you in so many different places, man.
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People who eat with their mouth open should be punched in the face.
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A reputation as a hard worker is a good reputation to have.
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As a producer, as a CEO of Hartbeat Productions, I am making deals to put my company in place to win, to put my staff to work so that while all this stuff is going on, they’re in the kitchen cooking. So it’s understanding the longevity of the entertainment business; you get out of it what you put into it.
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All men hate the nagging.
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I think if someone gets kicked in the face it is their fault – they watched the foot come towards their face.
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I was probably tall as a child, but I just stopped growing.
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I don’t write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes.
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You definitely want your kids to understand their heritage, but I don’t want my kids to just focus on being black. They are people. I don’t want them to judge other people or to be judged.
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