I never looked back there, but she was like, ‘Will you all just shut up!’ And I just got up and moved three rows in front. She was like, ‘What are you doing?!’ I was like, ‘You better get up here! I don’t play the fighting games.’
KEVIN HARTThe two things in the world we all share in this world are laughter and pain. We’ve all got problems. The levels of those problems vary, but we’ve all got problems.
More Kevin Hart Quotes
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You know, I have several projects coming up between 2014 and 2015, and hopefully by 2015, I’ll have another hour of stand-up material where I’ll be able to go on the road and tour again.
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People who win go outside of that box. It’s very simple when you look at it.
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You definitely want your kids to understand their heritage, but I don’t want my kids to just focus on being black. They are people. I don’t want them to judge other people or to be judged.
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When you have box-office results, Hollywood treats you different. Hollywood stands up. Once you get to the point where Hollywood sees that you create results, then the demand for you becomes higher.
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When people get married young, you don’t really understand the true definition of marriage.
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I don’t want enemies. I want friends, and I want them in all shapes, sizes, and colors, and loving whoever they want to.
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I want them to be good people, so good people will treat them accordingly. I preach that to my kids and everything else falls into place.
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Some sarcasm is best told simply.
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At the end of the day, your fans are the people who support you in and out. And their opinions matter.
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Any hand that I’ve shaken, any person that I met when I was Joe Blow, now that I’m this guy Kevin Hart, has come back. That’s why I treat everybody with respect. I’m always a nice pleasant guy to meet because when they come back to you, they remember.
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I think if someone gets kicked in the face it is their fault – they watched the foot come towards their face.
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At the end of the day, women are a distraction. Whether you realize it or not.
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I understand that being able to appeal to the public and having an amazing sense of humour is not something that comes easy. It’s definitely a gift and for which I’m thankful.
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I’m not going to stop having problems.
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You see some of the weirdest people in Detroit casinos.
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