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The only way to learn is for it not to get a laugh, so you can adjust it and come back the next day to see if it’s working right. Next time, you might get a different laugh. You’re constantly rebuilding.

Kevin Hart

If you look at me close enough, there’s a small resemblance to a chicken nugget. I don’t know if it’s my skin texture or my hair, but the resemblance is definitely there.
KEVIN HART

Chicken Close Enough Look Nugget Resemblance Small
The one thing about the business of entertainment is that you have to learn patience.
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Business Entertainment Learn One Practice Think
At the end of the day, your fans are the people who support you in and out. And their opinions matter.
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Day End Fan Matter Opinion Out People Support
I had a great time being a salesman because of the pitches that I gave when I was selling shoes.
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Being Gave Great Pitch Salesman Sell Shoe Time
At the end of the day, I want to be part of the same conversation as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor.
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At Conversation Costly Day End Part People Person Same Want
Whatever is on the page is what I’m married to. I’m very prepared. I’m a thespian. I don’t like to improv. I don’t like to go off course ’cause I think that’s where stuff happens. When you stick to the material ’cause it’s written so well, that’s where the magic happens.
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Cause Happen Improv Like Married Page Prepare Stuff Thespian Think Whatever
I’m never gonna step away from stand-up. I can’t. That’s what got me where I am, and that’s also my muse. That’s how I stay level-headed. That’s what keeps me going.
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Away Gonna Head Level Muse never Say Stand Step Up
I was probably tall as a child, but I just stopped growing.
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Child Fail Grow Just Probably Stop Was
I had one incident where my daughter said that a girl asked if she was a brown person. I said, ‘We’re black.
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Ask Black Brown Daughter Girl Incident One Peron Said She
Because I’m small, I’ve been called things from ‘Happy Feet’ to ‘Little Face.’
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Because Call Face Feet Happy Little Small Thing
I’m good friends with Jay Leno, good friends with Ed O’Neill, Melanie Fiona and Russell Simmons.
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Country Friend Good People
You make yourself broad. You make yourself appealing. ‘Hey, y’all, I’m cool with everybody.’ That’s my message.
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All Appeal Board Cool Everybody Message Yourself
I love women with attitude.
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Attitude Love With Women
My dad was never married. He was kind of a rolling stone. But he was never disrespectful. At the same time, even though he had women in his life when I was a kid, there wasn’t any consistency.
KEVIN HART

Dad Disrespectful Kind Married never Rloing Stone
You definitely want your kids to understand their heritage, but I don’t want my kids to just focus on being black. They are people. I don’t want them to judge other people or to be judged.
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Being Black Definitely Focus Heritage Kid Understand Want
I never looked back there, but she was like, ‘Will you all just shut up!’ And I just got up and moved three rows in front. She was like, ‘What are you doing?!’ I was like, ‘You better get up here! I don’t play the fighting games.’
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Better Fight Front Game Get Look Row She Shut Up

The only way to learn is for it not to get a laugh, so you can adjust it and come back the next day to see if it’s working right. Next time, you might get a different laugh. You’re constantly rebuilding.

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The only way to learn is for it not to get a laugh, so you can adjust it and come back the next day to see if it’s working right. Next time, you might get a different laugh. You’re constantly rebuilding.

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