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People who eat with their mouth open should be punched in the face.

Kevin Hart

You make yourself broad. You make yourself appealing. ‘Hey, y’all, I’m cool with everybody.’ That’s my message.
KEVIN HART

All Appeal Board Cool Everybody Message Yourself
Almost anything can be funny if said the right way – but it has to be said the right way.
KEVIN HART

Almost Anything Be Funny Right Said Way
I’m a Buffalo wing magnet, a sandwich fanatic, a cheesesteak guy. But I’ll only get a cheesesteak in Philadelphia. No one else does it right.
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Buffalo Cheesesteak Country Does Else Fantastic Get Guy Magnet Only People Right Sandwich
I’m not the most attractive fella. I’m not a Billy Dee Williams. Personality is everything.
KEVIN HART

Attractive Country Everything Fella Much Not People Personality
No matter what you’re going through, it makes you forget about your problems. I think the world should keep laughing.
KEVIN HART

Forget Go Keep Laugh Matter No Problem Think Through
I don’t take pictures when I’m with my kids, for the sake of my kids. It’s important when you’re as busy as I am that you give your kids your time when you’re with them, and nothing compromises that. I’ve been lucky enough to have fans that understand that.
KEVIN HART

Compromise Give Importance Important Kid Nothing Picture Sake Time
I’m happy about working; I’m happy about gracing the stage and coming out and making people laugh.
KEVIN HART

Come Grace Happy Laugh Make People Stage Work
Soul Plane’ put me in a position to succeed. I’m glad I had the opportunity to be the lead man.
KEVIN HART

Glad Lead Man People Person Position Soul Succeed
I love to pop up at the movie theaters. I love to treat the people who are there.
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Love Movie People Pop Theatre There Threat Up
I never treat it like a job or feel that way. It’s the best thing ever to me, and I feel like a kid in a candy store.
KEVIN HART

Best Candy Ever Feel never Store That Thing Treat Way
If you look at me close enough, there’s a small resemblance to a chicken nugget. I don’t know if it’s my skin texture or my hair, but the resemblance is definitely there.
KEVIN HART

Chicken Close Enough Look Nugget Resemblance Small
People who eat with their mouth open should be punched in the face.
KEVIN HART

Eat Face Mouth Open People Punch
In my divorce, I stood up and said to my ex-wife, ‘Hey, I messed up. This had nothing to do with you.
KEVIN HART

Divorce Exwife Mess Nothing Said So Stood To Up With
When you have box-office results, Hollywood treats you different. Hollywood stands up. Once you get to the point where Hollywood sees that you create results, then the demand for you becomes higher.
KEVIN HART

Box Different Have Hollywood Office Result Stand Up Then Treat
However, I don’t think I’m as well versed in shoes as I am in comedy. Being a salesman was all about being a people person, and I enjoy being around people. I also love talking to people – which is why I think I did so well.
KEVIN HART

Comedy However People Person Salesman Show Talk Think Verse Well
People who win go outside of that box. It’s very simple when you look at it.
KEVIN HART

All At Bix Gom Outside Look People Simple Win

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