I’m a whopping 5 foot 4 inches tall. I’m not going to get any taller.
KEVIN HARTPeople who eat with their mouth open should be punched in the face.
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I never looked back there, but she was like, ‘Will you all just shut up!’ And I just got up and moved three rows in front. She was like, ‘What are you doing?!’ I was like, ‘You better get up here! I don’t play the fighting games.’
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Any hand that I’ve shaken, any person that I met when I was Joe Blow, now that I’m this guy Kevin Hart, has come back. That’s why I treat everybody with respect. I’m always a nice pleasant guy to meet because when they come back to you, they remember.
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Expect me to continue what I’ve been doing, which is trying to take over the world.
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The more stuff I do, the more stuff I talk about – having kids, traveling, going through relationship problems, dealing with things in my own family. All that stuff builds character.
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These people are great because they just say, ‘I’ma do that,’ and they do it. That’s it. There’s no scientifical process.
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I stayed true to my dreams and, eventually, they came true.
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My show ‘The Big House’ was picked up; they flew me to New York. I’m about to step on stage to announce Kevin Hart’s ‘The Big House.’ And a hand grabs my shoulder, ‘Kevin no, they just decided to cancel it.’ It’s a serious smack-in-the-face business, and either you can take it, or you can’t.
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When you can take things that are painful and make them funny, that’s a gift – to you and your audience.
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I read so much stuff that black women say, especially about my relationship. ‘Oh, he left his black wife to go be with some exotic chick.’ First of all, my girl is black: she’s Jamaican.
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I didn’t work hard to sit down and not work.
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I’ve known Ben Stiller for a minute. One of my first movies was ‘Along Came Polly.’
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It’s very rare that you get a director that lets you be creative and bring what you feel your character should do or should be.
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My mum passing away wasn’t funny, but that funeral and what I went through, the things that happened, looking back at it, there were funny moments. You have to be strong enough to look back at it, to sit and assess the situation.
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I don’t think comedy will ever die.
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Men are like lions. We hunt.
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