I don’t write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes.
KEVIN HARTAt the end of the day, women are a distraction. Whether you realize it or not.
More Kevin Hart Quotes
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When people get married young, you don’t really understand the true definition of marriage.
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At some point in time, you definitely have to go drama. Not to say that you’re going drama just because everybody else does it.
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When you have box-office results, Hollywood treats you different. Hollywood stands up. Once you get to the point where Hollywood sees that you create results, then the demand for you becomes higher.
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Here’s the thing. We do a movie with a predominantly black cast, and it’s put in a category of being a black film.
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I didn’t work hard to sit down and not work.
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An unemployed court jester is nobody’s fool.
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Everybody that’s successful lays a blueprint out.
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I think if someone gets kicked in the face it is their fault – they watched the foot come towards their face.
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I never looked back there, but she was like, ‘Will you all just shut up!’ And I just got up and moved three rows in front. She was like, ‘What are you doing?!’ I was like, ‘You better get up here! I don’t play the fighting games.’
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My dad was never married. He was kind of a rolling stone. But he was never disrespectful. At the same time, even though he had women in his life when I was a kid, there wasn’t any consistency.
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I love that I can tell the truth and have people laugh at it.
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The one thing about the business of entertainment is that you have to learn patience.
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I feel like whatever you’ve done in your career, good or bad, it’s nothing but preparation for the big events to come.
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Because I’m small, I’ve been called things from ‘Happy Feet’ to ‘Little Face.’
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I read so much stuff that black women say, especially about my relationship. ‘Oh, he left his black wife to go be with some exotic chick.’ First of all, my girl is black: she’s Jamaican.
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