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In my divorce, I stood up and said to my ex-wife, ‘Hey, I messed up. This had nothing to do with you.

Kevin Hart

I never looked back there, but she was like, ‘Will you all just shut up!’ And I just got up and moved three rows in front. She was like, ‘What are you doing?!’ I was like, ‘You better get up here! I don’t play the fighting games.’
KEVIN HART

Better Fight Front Game Get Look Row She Shut Up
I got a dog with a Napoleon complex. I have a Napoleon complex. We’re small. Anything big that we feel is threatening us, we want to fight. We’re not a pushover.
KEVIN HART

Anything Complex Dog Fight Gfeel Got People Small Threat
When you’re doing a film and the majority of the film is cast black, for me, it’s most important to get people to view those movies as just movies, as just good movies.
KEVIN HART

Black Cast Film Good Important Just Majority More Most Movie People Stuff Talk
The only way to learn is for it not to get a laugh, so you can adjust it and come back the next day to see if it’s working right. Next time, you might get a different laugh. You’re constantly rebuilding.
KEVIN HART

Adjust Back Laugh might Next Only Right See Time Work
I’m not the most attractive fella. I’m not a Billy Dee Williams. Personality is everything.
KEVIN HART

Attractive Country Everything Fella Much Not People Personality
I’m a Buffalo wing magnet, a sandwich fanatic, a cheesesteak guy. But I’ll only get a cheesesteak in Philadelphia. No one else does it right.
KEVIN HART

Buffalo Cheesesteak Country Does Else Fantastic Get Guy Magnet Only People Right Sandwich
I was probably tall as a child, but I just stopped growing.
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Child Fail Grow Just Probably Stop Was
I’m happy about working; I’m happy about gracing the stage and coming out and making people laugh.
KEVIN HART

Come Grace Happy Laugh Make People Stage Work
An unemployed court jester is nobody’s fool.
KEVIN HART

Court Fol Nobody Unemployed
I love being on stage, I love being able to tell a story, I love the fact that the audience listens and laughs at it. It makes me happy, and it’s what I live for.
KEVIN HART

Abl All At Audience Being Estell Listen Love Stage Story
Whatever is on the page is what I’m married to. I’m very prepared. I’m a thespian. I don’t like to improv. I don’t like to go off course ’cause I think that’s where stuff happens. When you stick to the material ’cause it’s written so well, that’s where the magic happens.
KEVIN HART

Cause Happen Improv Like Married Page Prepare Stuff Thespian Think Whatever
My goals are so high that I don’t have time to relax in any way, shape or form.
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Any From Goal High Relax Shape So Time Way
So many doors can be opened up from stand-up comedy, and the first one that was opened up for me was acting. But you can go from acting to being a TV personality to being a radio personality to being a writer to being a producer, to just being a visionary, to voiceover work.
KEVIN HART

Act Door Many Open Personality Producer Rdio So Television Vision Writer
My goal as a parent is to make sure they don’t take what they have for granted.
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Goal Grant Make Parent Suffer Take
You see some of the weirdest people in Detroit casinos.
KEVIN HART

Bird Casino Detroit People See Some
I’ve done a great job at being universal in my stand-up, which is why, for ‘Let Me Explain,’ I toured all over the world. These movies I have coming out – ‘Ride Along,’ ‘Grudge Match,’ ‘About Last Night,’ ‘Think Like a Man Too’ – are putting me in a position to become universal on an even bigger scale.
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All Being Done Explain Great Job Let Over Stand Toured Universal Up World

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