“I don’t care WHAT the say about me, as long as it’s not the truth.”

I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.

Cold sober, I find myself absolutely fascinating.

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further than the next wisecrack.

Don’t moan, don’t whine, don’t blame. Just get on with it.

If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.

Life is hard. After all, it kills you.

Trying to be fascinating is an asinine position to be in.

Loved people are loving people.

Life can be wildly tragic at times, and I’ve had my share. But whatever happens to you, you have to keep a slightly comic attitude. In the final analysis, you have got not to forget to laugh.

I don’t believe in marriage. It’s bloody impractical. ‘To love, honor, and obey.’ If it weren’t, you wouldn’t have to sign a contract.

He’s worked his entire life and he’s never lived a single moment, I mean not a moment, in the real world.

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

You can’t change the music of your soul.

Without discipline, there’s no life at all.

The woman’s position in the world today is so much harder than a man’s that it makes me choke every time I hear a man complain about anything.

Dressing up is a bore. At a certain age, you decorate yourself to attract the opposite sex, and at a certain age, I did that. But I’m past that age.

The education of all children, from the moment that they can get along without a mother’s care, shall be in state institutions.

I am too fond of reading books to care to write them.

You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

The high-minded man must care more for the truth than for what people think.

Working hard for something we don’t care about is called stress: Working hard for something we love is called passion.

Seek to be an oasis of caring and concern as you live your life.

The more you care, the stronger you can be.

Love begins by taking care of the closest ones – the ones at home.