There is nothing more requisite in business than despatch.
JOSEPH ADDISONThe only way therefore to try a Piece of Wit, is to translate it into a different Language: If it bears the Test you may pronounceit true; but if it vanishes in the Experiment you may conclude it to have been a Punn.
More Joseph Addison Quotes
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Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body.
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Certain is it that there is no kind of affection so purely angelic as of a father to a daughter. In love to our wives there is desire; to our sons, ambition, but to our daughters there is something which there are no words to express.
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A solid and substantial greatness of soul looks down with neglect on the censures and applauses of the multitude.
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Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud.
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If you wish to succeed in life, make perseverance your bosom friend, experience your wise counselor, caution your elder brother, and hope your guardian genius.
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Misery and ignorance are always the cause of great evils. Misery is easily excited to anger, and ignorance soon yields to perfidious counsels.
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Hung it on each side with curious organs of sense, given it airs and graces that cannot be described, and surrounded it with such a flowing shade of hair as sets all its beauties in the most agreeable light.
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Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body.
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All well-regulated families set apart an hour every morning for tea and bread and butter
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Love, anger, pride and avarice all visibly move in those little orbs.
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I reflect with sorrow and astonishment on the little competitions, factions, and debates of mankind.
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Artificial intelligence will never be a match for natural stupidity.
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According to this definition there is nothing so contradictory to his nature as error and falsehood.
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Wit is the fetching of congruity out of incongruity.
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Our disputants put me in mind of the cuttlefish that, when he is unable to extricate himself, blackens the water about him till he becomes invisible.
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The great difference is, that the first knows how to pick and cull his thoughts for conversation, by suppressing some, and communicating others; whereas the other lets them all indifferently fly out in words.
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If men of eminence are exposed to censure on one hand, they are as much liable to flattery on the other. If they receive reproaches which are not due to them, they likewise receive praises which they do not deserve.
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To be exempt from the passions with which others are tormented, is the only pleasing solitude.
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There is something very sublime, though very fanciful, in Plato’s description of the Supreme Being,–that truth is His body and light His shadow.
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How is it possible for those who are men of honor in their persons, thus to become notorious liars in their party
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If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is.
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A true critic ought to dwell rather upon excellencies than imperfections
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When a woman comes to her class, she does not employ her time in making herself look more advantageously what she really is, but endeavours to be as much another creature as she possibly can.
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Courage is the thing. All goes if courage goes.
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I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs.
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Women were formed to temper Mankind, and sooth them into Tenderness and Compassion; not to set an Edge upon their Minds, and blowup in them those Passions which are too apt to rise of their own Accord.
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