How is it possible to expect that mankind will take advice when they will not so much as take warning.
JONATHAN SWIFTPromises and pie-crust are made to be broken.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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I love good creditable acquaintance; I love to be the worst of the company.
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The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
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Good manners is the art of making those people easy with whom we converse. Whoever makes the fewest people uneasy is the best bred in the room.
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Cruel people are ever cowards in emergency.
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The common fluency of speech in many men, and most women, is owing to a scarcity of matter and a scarcity of words; for whosoever is a master of language, and hath a mind full of ideas, will be apt, in speaking, to hesitate upon the choice of both.
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There’s none so blind as they that won’t see.
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No wise man ever wished to be younger.
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Positiveness is a good quality for preachers and speakers because, whoever shares his thoughts with the public will convince them as he himself appears convinced.
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Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect.
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If a lump of soot falls into the soup and you cannot conveniently get it out, stir it well in and it will give the soup a French taste.
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Every day is an opportunity to make a new happy ending. May you live all the days of your life.
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May you live all the days of your life.
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A nice man is a man of nasty ideas.
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I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed.
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Ale is meat, drink and cloth; it will make a cat speak and a wise man dumb.
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