There is nothing constant in this world but inconsistency.
JONATHAN SWIFTSatire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody’s face but their own.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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May you live all the days of your life.
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I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed.
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Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
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Words are but wind; and learning is nothing but words; ergo, learning is nothing but wind.
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Live every day as your last, because one of these days, it will be.
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It often happens that, if a lie be believed only for an hour, it has done its work, and there is no further occasion for it.
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The stoical scheme of supplying our wants by lopping off our desires, is like cutting off our feet when we want shoes.
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You cannot reason a person out of something they were not reasoned into.
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Power is no blessing in itself, except when it is used to protect the innocent.
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Small causes are sufficient to make a man uneasy, when great ones are not in the way: for want of a block he will stumble at a straw.
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The worthiest people are the most injured by slander, as is the best fruit which the birds have been pecking at.
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And surely one of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.
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Ay, do despise me, I’m the prouder for it; I like to be despised.
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If a lump of soot falls into the soup and you cannot conveniently get it out, stir it well in and it will give the soup a French taste.
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Religion seems to have grown an infant with age, and requires miracles to nurse it, as it had in its infancy.
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