War: that mad game the world so loves to play.
JONATHAN SWIFTI’m as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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Brisk talkers are generally slow thinkers.
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Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody’s face but their own.
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There is nothing constant in this world but inconsistency.
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Argument is the worst sort of conversation.
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Vision is seeing the invisible.
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Ale is meat, drink and cloth; it will make a cat speak and a wise man dumb.
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It is a maxim among these lawyers, that whatever hath been done before, may legally be done again: and therefore they take special care to record all the decisions formerly made against common justice and the general reason of mankind.
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When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.
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If a lump of soot falls into the soup and you cannot conveniently get it out, stir it well in and it will give the soup a French taste.
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The best Maxim I know in this life is, to drink your Coffee when you can, and when you cannot, to be easy without it.
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Politics, as the word is commonly understood, are nothing but corruptions.
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Although the devil be the father of lies, he seems, like other great inventors, to have lost much of his reputation by the continual improvements that have been made upon him.
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Positiveness is a good quality for preachers and speakers because, whoever shares his thoughts with the public will convince them as he himself appears convinced.
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Words are but wind; and learning is nothing but words; ergo, learning is nothing but wind.
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If you were not reasoned into your beliefs, you cannot be reasoned out of them.
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