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We brought nothing into this world and it’s certain we can carry nothing out.

John Wayne

Most men hate to shop. That’s why the men’s department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.
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Door Funny Hate Humor Inches
I’m an American actor. I work with my clothes on. I have to. Riding a horse can be pretty tough on your legs and elsewheres.
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Clothes Horse Legs Tough
Life is tough pilgrim, it is even tougher if you’re stupid
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Life Stupid Tough
If you can’t be thankful for what you have, be thankful for what you have escaped.
JOHN WAYNE

Being Thankful Thankfulness
Men forget everything; women remember everything.
JOHN WAYNE

Funny Humor Sports
I’ve had three wives, six children and six grandchildren and I still don’t understand women
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Children Three Wife
Nobody ever saw a cowboy on the psychiatrist’s couch.
JOHN WAYNE

Couches Cowboy Saws
I would like to be remembered, well… the Mexicans have a phrase, ‘Feo fuerte y formal’. Which means; he was ugly, strong and had dignity.
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Mean Phrases Strong
A man deserves a second chance, but keep an eye on him.
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Chance Eye Men Second
But don’t get me wrong. As far as a man and a woman is concerned, I’m awfully happy there’s a thing called sex. It’s an extra something God gave us. I see no reason why it shouldn’t be in pictures. Healthy, lusty sex is wonderful.
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God Happy Healthy Men Sex
All battles are fought by scared men who’d rather be some place else.
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Battle Men Scared
Sometimes I wonder whose side God’s on.
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God Sides Sometimes
The reason there are so many stupid people is because it’s illegal to kill them.
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People Reason Stupid
courage is being scared to death – and saddling up anyway” “A goal, A love and A dream give you total control over your body and your life
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Dream Giving Goal
I’ve always followed my father’s advice: he told me, first to always keep my word and, second, to never insult anybody unintentionally. If I insult you, you can be goddamn sure I intend to. And, third, he told me not to go around looking for trouble.
JOHN WAYNE

Advice Father Insults
Sure I wave the American flag. Do you know a better flag to wave?
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Flags Patriotic Wave

We brought nothing into this world and it’s certain we can carry nothing out.

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