THERE’S NO MONKEY BUSINESS ABOUT THIS ELECTION,’ he told the voters. ‘IF YOU’RE ENOUGH OF AN ASSHOLE TO VOTE FOR NIXON, YOUR DUMB VOTE WILL BE COUNTED––JUST LIKE ANYBODY ELSE!
JOHN IRVINGThe way you define yourself as a writer is that you write every time you have a free minute. If you didn’t behave that way you would never do anything.
More John Irving Quotes
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Nearly everything seems a letdown after a writer has finished writing something.
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I write very quickly; I rewrite very slowly. It takes me nearly as long to rewrite a book as it does to get the first draft.
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He was too young to know that, in any novel with a reasonable amount of forethought, there were no coincidences.
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… and so he tried to accept the ache in his heart as what Dr. Larch would call the common symptoms of normal life.
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If you feel strongly about people having abortions, don’t have one. But we are a country – USA – that likes to be punitive. We want to restrict. It is a kind of religious fervor run amuck.
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Life,” Garp wrote, “is sadly not structured like a good old-fashioned novel. Instead an end occurs when those who are meant to peter out have petered out. All that is left is memory. But even a nihilist has memory.
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It happens to many teenagers-that moment when you feel full of resentment or distrust for those adults you once loved unquestioningly.
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Death, it seems,” Garp wrote, “does not like to wait until we are prepared for it. Death is indulgent and enjoys, when it can, a flair for the dramatic.
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I certainly think Obama is the most hopeful president I’ve seen in the country since John Kennedy.
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No one could have fathomed what a life he’d led, for it was chiefly a life lived in his mind.
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You know, everybody dies. My parents died. Your father died. Everybody dies. I’m going to die too. So will you. The thing is, to have a life before we die. It can be a real adventure having a life
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I’m not afraid, but I’m very nervous.
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The building of the architecture of a novel – the craft of it – is something I never tire of.
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There is no straightforward negotiation with a four year old.
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Thus we try to keep our heroes alive; hence we remember them.
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