You can’t learn everything you need to know legally.
JOHN IRVINGHe wished he could arrange a maiming as a kind of moral lesson
More John Irving Quotes
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Nothing bears out in practice what it promises incipiently.
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I always thought that you could do worse than find yourself dying in the company of a devoted former student.
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… and so he tried to accept the ache in his heart as what Dr. Larch would call the common symptoms of normal life.
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In the world according to her father, Jenny Garp knew, we must have energy. Her famous grandmother, Jenny Fields, once thought of us as Externals, Vital Organs, Absentees, and Goners. But in the world according to Garp, we are all terminal cases.
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Just when you begin thinking of yourself as memorable, you run into someone who can’t even remember having met you
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I have a friend who says that reviewers are the tickbirds of the literary rhinoceros-but he is being kind. Tickbirds perform a valuable service to the rhino and the rhino hardly notices the birds.
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Don’t you understand?” he would say, “You imagine the story better than I remember it.
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Whereas she wished more of the population were better educated, she also believed that education was largely wasted on the majority of the people she met.
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I think now that is the nature of hymns-they make us want to repeat them…they are a part of any service, and often the only part of a funeral service, that makes us feel everything is acceptable.
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The unspoken factor is love. The reason I can work so hard at my writing is that it’s not work for me.
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You can’t say you’re going to ban something in the name of good taste, because then you have directed someone to play the role of good-taste police. We – Americans – permit bad taste in this country. In fact, we even encourage it.
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I’ve always been slow but I’m even slower now. I’m more into the waiting, or I guess I’m more patient about the waiting.
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He also knew that rivals are best unmanned by being ignored.
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Everybody dies … The thing is, to have a life before we die.
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Your memory is a monster; you forget – it doesn’t. It simply files things away. It keeps things for you, or hides things from you – and summons them to your recall with a will of its own. You think you have a memory; but it has you!
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