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I just did some calculations and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.

John Green

You don’t get to choose if you get hurt in this world but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices.
JOHN GREEN

Choice Choose Hurt Satisfaction World
The human tongue is like wasabi: it’s very powerful, and should be used sparingly.
JOHN GREEN

Human Powerful Tongue
It’s just that most really good-looking people are stupid, so I exceed expectations.
JOHN GREEN

Expectation Look People Stupidity
You are so busy being you that you have no idea how utterly unprecedented you are.
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Busy Ideas Yourself
Standing in line is a form of oppression.
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Oppression Stand
You gave me a forever within the numbered days, and I’m grateful.
JOHN GREEN

Anniversary Couple Forever Number Valentine
We’re as likely to hurt the universe as we are to help it, and we’re not likely to do either.
JOHN GREEN

Help Hurt Universe
The town was paper, but the memories were not.
JOHN GREEN

Memories Paper Town
He liked the mere act of reading, the magic of turning scratches on a page into words inside his head.
JOHN GREEN

Act Head Inside Magic Page Reading
Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans read the book.
JOHN GREEN

Book Reading
I just did some calculations and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.
JOHN GREEN

Calculation Determination Insult Shit
Much of my life had been devoted to trying not to cry in front of people who loved me.
JOHN GREEN

Cry Devote Life Love People Try
Not that smart. Not that hot. Not that nice. Not that funny. That’s me: I’m not that.
JOHN GREEN

Attitude Funny Nice Smart
What is the point of being alive if you don’t at least try to do something remarkable?
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Alive Inspirational Remarkable Try
There’s some people in this world who you can just love and love and love no matter what.
JOHN GREEN

Love Matter People World
Books are the ultimate Dumpees: put them down and they’ll wait for you forever; pay attention to them and they always love you back.
JOHN GREEN

Book Forever Love Reading Wait

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