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I just did some calculations and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.

John Green

Standing in line is a form of oppression.
JOHN GREEN

Oppression Stand
I didn’t need you, you idiot. I picked you. And then you picked me back.
JOHN GREEN

Couple Friendship Idiot Need
They love their hair because they’re not smart enough to love something more interesting.
JOHN GREEN

Enough Hairs Interesting Love Smart
You don’t get to choose if you get hurt in this world but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices.
JOHN GREEN

Choice Choose Hurt Satisfaction World
There is no glory in illness. There is no meaning to it. There is no honor in dying of.
JOHN GREEN

Die Glory Honor Ill
Some tourists think Amsterdam is a city of sin, but in truth it is a city of freedom. And in freedom, most people find sin.
JOHN GREEN

City Finding Freedom People Sin Thinking Tourist
You cannot invent an algorithm that is as good at recommending books as a good bookseller.
JOHN GREEN

Algorithm Book Invention
You don’t remember what happened. What you remember becomes what happened.
JOHN GREEN

Abundance Happen Remember
I don’t think your missing pieces ever fit inside you again once they go missing.
JOHN GREEN

Inside Missing Pieces Thinking
You can love someone so much but you can never love people as much as you can miss them.
JOHN GREEN

Love Missing People
What is the point of being alive if you don’t at least try to do something remarkable?
JOHN GREEN

Alive Inspirational Remarkable Try
I just did some calculations and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.
JOHN GREEN

Calculation Determination Insult Shit
Not that smart. Not that hot. Not that nice. Not that funny. That’s me: I’m not that.
JOHN GREEN

Attitude Funny Nice Smart
We just did an awesome job of not dying.
JOHN GREEN

Awesome Die Job One Liner
When you acknowledge that there is nothing repulsive or unforgivable or shameful about yourself, it becomes easier to be that authentic person and feel like you’re living a less performed life.
JOHN GREEN

Acknowledge Authentic Forgiveness Life Performance Person Shame Yourself
You are helpful, and you are loved, and you are forgiven, and you are not alone.
JOHN GREEN

Alone Forgiveness Help Love

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