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I just did some calculations and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.

John Green

I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.
JOHN GREEN

Future Humour Unpredictable
Love is keeping the promise anyway.
JOHN GREEN

Love One Liner Promise
I may die young, but at least I’ll die smart.
JOHN GREEN

Die Inspirational One Liner Smart Young
Maybe there is something you’re afraid to say, or someone you’re afraid to love, or somewhere you’re afraid to go. It’s gonna hurt. It’s gonna hurt because it matters.
JOHN GREEN

Afraid Hurt Love Matter
I don’t think your missing pieces ever fit inside you again once they go missing.
JOHN GREEN

Inside Missing Pieces Thinking
The world may be broken, but hope is not crazy.
JOHN GREEN

Broken Crazy Hope One Liner Positive World
Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans read the book.
JOHN GREEN

Book Reading
You are so busy being you that you have no idea how utterly unprecedented you are.
JOHN GREEN

Busy Ideas Yourself
Depression is a side effect of dying.
JOHN GREEN

Depression Die One Liner
Books so special and rare and yours that advertising your affection feels like a betrayal.
JOHN GREEN

Advertisement Affection Betrayal Book Feeling Rare Special
I didn’t need you, you idiot. I picked you. And then you picked me back.
JOHN GREEN

Couple Friendship Idiot Need
Maybe our favorite quotations say more about us than about the stories and people we’re quoting.
JOHN GREEN

Favourite People Story
Poetry is just so emo.” he said. “Oh, the pain. The pain. It always rains. In my soul.
JOHN GREEN

Pain Poetry Rain Soul
They love their hair because they’re not smart enough to love something more interesting.
JOHN GREEN

Enough Hairs Interesting Love Smart
Not that smart. Not that hot. Not that nice. Not that funny. That’s me: I’m not that.
JOHN GREEN

Attitude Funny Nice Smart
Crying is you, plus tears.
JOHN GREEN

Abundance Cry One Liner Sad Tears

I just did some calculations and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.

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