The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don’t know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.
JOE ROGANThat’s my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
More Joe Rogan Quotes
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Someone else’s success does not equal a failure for you.
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What’s interesting about science is that we’re constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities of the future. It’s amazing. Science is one of the coolest things about being a human being – without a doubt.
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One of the things that happened is I did a lot of shitty gigs. When you do a bunch of shitty bar gigs you have to get used to people yelling at you, you’re used to thinking on the fly, to dealing with weird situations.
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Never stay in a bad marriage, and don’t hang around with psycho coke fiends.
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I’ve been inspired by a shitload of people in my life so if there’s ever anybody that I can inspire, to me that’s a huge gift. To be able to turn that back around.
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If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.
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There’s a never-ending ocean of techniques out there.
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It’s been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do have on other people.
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The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don’t workout.
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There’s only one way to get good at anything; you surround yourself with the bad motherfuckers who are doing exactly you do and you force yourself to keep up and inspire each other.
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I love a success story, but even more than a success story; I like a dude who fucks his life up and gets his life together again story.
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We’re constantly re-evaluating the potential for life. We’re finding it where we didn’t think it could exist, such as volcanic vents and other extreme conditions like under arctic ice. We’re finding life in these incredibly harsh and dynamic conditions, so we’re having to re-evaluate our own ideas of what’s possible on this planet alone.
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The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don’t even realize it.
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I want to talk about the nature of human beings or how we’re evolving as a race.
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It’s been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do have on other people.
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