The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don’t even realize it.
JOE ROGANThe time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don’t even realize it.
JOE ROGANSo instead of investing your time in a passion, you’ve sold your life to work for an uncaring machine that doesn’t understand you. That’s the problem with our society. And what’s the reward? Go home and get a big TV.
JOE ROGANIf you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.
JOE ROGANNever stay in a bad marriage, and don’t hang around with psycho coke fiends.
JOE ROGANLife is about the pursuit of excellence. That pursuit is probably more exciting to me now more than ever.
JOE ROGANExcellence in anything increases your potential in everything.
JOE ROGANBy putting yourself in that intense form of stress, it makes regular life more peaceful.
JOE ROGANRichard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that’s why everybody loved him so much.
JOE ROGANThe misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don’t know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.
JOE ROGANMy act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they’re my best friends.
JOE ROGANWhat’s interesting about science is that we’re constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities of the future. It’s amazing. Science is one of the coolest things about being a human being – without a doubt.
JOE ROGANWhen someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.
JOE ROGANOnce you understand what excellence is all about, you see how excellence manifest itself in any discipline.
JOE ROGANBe cool to people. Be nice to as many people as you can. Smile to as many people as you can, and have them smile back at you.
JOE ROGANBeing a celebrity or anything else where you’re really ambitious, it’s really a game to see how successful you can get.
JOE ROGANFuel yourself with the fuck ups.
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