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See, you know how to take the reservation, you just don’t know how to hold the reservation and that’s really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody can just take them.

Jerry Seinfeld

I was the best man at the wedding… If I’m the best man, why is she marrying him?
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Goal Life Marry Men New Wedding
If I want a long, boring story with no point to it, I have my life.
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Bore Long Need Stories
I love how you just make coffee and then somehow something gets done.
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Coffee Emotion Make Somehow
Magazines are another medium I love, because 95% is simply based on ‘How the hell are we going to fill all this blank space?
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Love Magazines Medium Space
This is one of my big things of creative pursuits. You have your idea you want to do, but then you got to figure out what does this thing want to be? You got to let it lead you a little.
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Creative Idea Pursuit Want
The best revenge is living well.
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Bestt Live Revenge Well
There are more social skills required to talk one-on-one [than to an audience]. You don’t have to be socially fluid to talk to two thousand people.
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People Skill Socially Two
Your blessing in life is when you find the torture you’re comfortable with.
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Bless Life Torture
[I like to] engage with funny people, or weird people, or, you know, kind of off people. [Whereas when I meet] anybody who’s … normal … I’m not curious, I’m not interested.
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Engage Kind Normal People
If airline seat cushions are such great flotation devices, why don’t you ever see anyone take one to the beach?
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Airline Beach Devices
What I don’t understand is how women can pour hot wax on their bodies, let it dry, then rip out every single hair by its root and still be scared of spiders.
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Body Funny Inspirational Motivational Wax
The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it’s so much fun.
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Friends Fun Laughter Stranger
Wise is what you want to be. Smart is easy compared to wise.
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Compare Need Smart Wise
That’s why breakups take two or three times- to build up immunity.
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Breakup Build Immunity Three Two
I always did well on the essay questions. Just put everything you know on there, maybe you’ll hit it.
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Essay Everything Know Well
See, you know how to take the reservation, you just don’t know how to hold the reservation and that’s really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody can just take them.
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Important Know Reservation Reservations

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See, you know how to take the reservation, you just don’t know how to hold the reservation and that’s really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody can just take them.

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