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All those girls who were mean to me[in high school], I pay them back by going through the drive-through window and asking for my burger. That feels really great.

Jenny McCarthy

When I was a little girl, rocking my little dolls, I remember thinking I would be the world’s best mom, and so far I’ve done it.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Girl Mom Thinking
Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you’re a nun. Jesus can’t dump nuns.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Dump Jesus Lifetime
I wished to God the doctor had handed me a pamphlet that said, ‘Hey, sorry about the autism, but here’s a step-by-step list on what to do next.’ But doctors don’t do that. They say ‘sorry’ and move you along.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Doctors Moving Sorry
I tried a few times, unsuccessfully, to lose weight. It wasn’t until I joined Weight Watchers that I was finally able to do it. I went to meetings and my son came with me. The best thing was that I could eat what I wanted and still lose weight. Slow and steady, I was getting my pre-pregnancy body back.
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Pregnancy Son Watchers Weight
I usually have my protein at lunch and my carbs at night – I don’t mix protein and carbs.
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Carbs Lunch Night
You totally value and respect your body as you get older.
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Body Respect Totally Values
No I don’t have a sex tape and I’m kind of upset that I don’t. You know why? ‘Cause I’m really good.
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Sex Tape Upset
The University of Google is where I got my degree from.
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Degrees Google University
I’m not a sex symbol.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Appeal Object Sex Symbols
Corner one of the hundreds of doctors who specialize in autism recovery, and they’ll tell you stories of dozens of kids in their practice who no longer have autism. Ask them to speak to the press and they’ll run for the door. They know better.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Kids Recovery Running
It can be hard for the cute girl. I was blond, cute, broke. I was beat up. I was thrown inside lockers. I was burned with cigarettes. My hair was lit on fire.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Cute Fire Girl
You don’t need a pickup line. Just glance at a woman from across the room. Glance – don’t stare.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Line Need Rooms
The one thing I like about ‘Playboy’ is they don’t have the anorexic look. The women are voluptuous. So I didn’t really want to diet. I just wanted to tone up.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Looks Tone Want
The reason why [the medical community] is reluctant to talk about it is because there’s such a huge business in pharmaceuticals.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Autism Community Reason Why
My tricks are, I get Botox in my forehead-I just have my doctor do a little shot there. if you overdo, it looks bad. I believe in just a little bit. It allows you to keep that mobility in your face. It’s a great little secret.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Believe Doctors Secret
I’m the comedic girl next door and a lot of fun.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Doors Fun Girl

All those girls who were mean to me[in high school], I pay them back by going through the drive-through window and asking for my burger. That feels really great.

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All those girls who were mean to me[in high school], I pay them back by going through the drive-through window and asking for my burger. That feels really great.

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