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Kids will not listen to that. They’re going to experiment no matter what, so you have to be honest.

Jenny McCarthy

Just keep trying, and your dreams will come true. But you have to give it all your time, effort, and soul.
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Dream Effort Giving
It’s absolutely imperative for the parents and the typical kids to have time by themselves, to go out to dinner or even go on vacation while someone else cares for the autistic child.
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Children Kids Vacation
For a seriously autistic kid, the best prognosis might be getting into a mainstream school without being too much of a shadow. For a moderately autistic kid the best prognosis is full recovery.
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Kids Recovery School
Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you’re a nun. Jesus can’t dump nuns.
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Dump Jesus Lifetime
No I don’t have a sex tape and I’m kind of upset that I don’t. You know why? ‘Cause I’m really good.
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Sex Tape Upset
My tricks are, I get Botox in my forehead-I just have my doctor do a little shot there. if you overdo, it looks bad. I believe in just a little bit. It allows you to keep that mobility in your face. It’s a great little secret.
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Believe Doctors Secret
My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
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Dating Philosophy Women
Obviously, I’m not a trained actress, and right now I’ll come out and say I’m glad I’m not.
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Actresses Glad Right Now
All those girls who were mean to me[in high school], I pay them back by going through the drive-through window and asking for my burger. That feels really great.
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Girl Mean School
I’m the worst person to tell anybody how to date.
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Anybody Date Person Worst
I do believe sadly it’s going to take some diseases coming back to realize that we need to change and develop vaccines that are safe.
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Believe Needs Vaccines
When I first went public with my son Evan’s story, I just planned to talk about the ‘R’ word – Recovery. But soon I was spending most my time talking about the ‘V’ word – vaccines.
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Recovery Son Talking
I wished to God the doctor had handed me a pamphlet that said, ‘Hey, sorry about the autism, but here’s a step-by-step list on what to do next.’ But doctors don’t do that. They say ‘sorry’ and move you along.
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Doctors Moving Sorry
A talk show is difficult because the formula is always the same: there’s a host and there’s guests. Really what you can change is only so much. So, I don’t have any pre-interviews, which forces real conversation.
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Guests Interviews Real
Why should 20-year-olds only be considered sexy? I think we get better with age.
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Birthday Sexy Thinking
Those outside of autism need to understand this is an epidemic and we need more government funding, insurance coverage and education reform.
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Autism Epidemics Government

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