I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It’s kind of based on how I am.
JENNIFER ANISTONWhen somebody follows you 20 blocks to the pharmacy, where they watch you buy toilet paper, you know your life has changed.
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I’d love to say I’m an accomplished cook, but I don’t have any signature dishes. I’m good at breakfast — I make great eggs. My father gave me a little recipe. It’s all in the seasoning. But it’s a Greek secret. I won’t give it away!
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As a teenager, I was an enormous fan of Valerie Bertinelli’s hair.
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Once you figure out who you are and what you love about yourself, I think it all kinda falls into place.
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I think a good relationship is about collaboration.
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I feel sexy in my jeans and wearing my boyfriend’s T-shirt.
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I’m enjoying simplifying things.
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When you think of dog movies, that genre, Old Yeller is sort of the benchmark and you hope that you can raise your game up to that.
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I think it’s important to have closure in any relationship that ends – from a romantic relationship to a friendship. You should always have a sense of clarity at the end and know why it began and why it ended. You need that in your life to move cleanly into your next phase.
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It gets so boring you know just to do the same thing over and over again.
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I’m not sitting somewhere dwelling on the past. I’m not fretting or obsessing about something in the future.
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A relationship isn’t going to make me survive. It’s the cherry on top.
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Being this side of 40 feels like what I should have felt being this side of 25: in my body, in my heart, happy with my life, and OK with whatever bumps in the road present themselves.
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There are many stages of grief.
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I just stay fit and in shape.
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As my doctor said, eventually your eyes do start to give out on you if you’re not taking care of them.
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