Two is company, four is a party, three is a crowd. One is a wanderer.
JAMES THURBERI am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance – a sharp, vindictive glance.
More James Thurber Quotes
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All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.
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The act of writing is either something the writer dreads or actually likes, and I actually like it. Even re-writing’s fun. You’re getting somewhere, whether it seems to move or not.
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A pinch of probability is worth a pound of perhaps.
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I never really rallied after the birth of my first child.
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Humourists lead… an existence of jumpiness and apprehension. They sit on the edge of the chair of Literature. In the house of Life they have the feeling that they have never taken off their overcoats.
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History is replete with proofs, from Cato the Elder to Kennedy the Younger, that if you scratch a statesman you find an actor, but it is becoming harder and harder, in our time, to tell government from show business.
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The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
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So much has already been written about everything that you can’t find out anything about it.
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I always begin at the left with the opening word of the sentence and read toward the right and I recommend this method.
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The difference between our decadence and the Russians is that while theirs is brutal, ours is apathetic.
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I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.
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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
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There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.
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Humor and pathos, tears and laughter are, in the highest expression of human character and achievement, inseparable.
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Comedy has ceased to be a challenge to the mental processes. It has become a therapy of relaxation, a kind of tranquilizing drug.
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